how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
babies were throwing up all over the place
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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