he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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