I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he wants to bone in the snuggie
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My cat gives me a boner
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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