nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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