Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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