you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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