can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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