I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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