I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
All the doctor said was why
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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