okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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