In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
its not stalking. its research.
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non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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