I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Oh god it's open bar.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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