Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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