From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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