A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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