i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
