I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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