At least make sure they are 18
Why
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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