Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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