I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize