Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
