Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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