let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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