It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
accomplished twins. life is a go
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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