just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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