In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
