hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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