You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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