i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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