Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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