We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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