I want to make a zoo with you.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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