maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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