i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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