So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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