Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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