She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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