I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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