but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
