I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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