New invention idea: vibrating tampons
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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