this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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