You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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