STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
