Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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