well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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