I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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