Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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