Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just forgot I was standing up.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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