How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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