Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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