its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Its about making memories worth repressing
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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