Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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