So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
