i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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