I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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